Jeff

British. I like things. I post about Glee, Supernatural, Starkid, Game of Thrones, Elementary, Harry Potter, Youtubers, Being Human (UK), Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Misfits, The Avengers and Torchwood. I just want to dingle my dangle with any fangle that jangles.

His/Him/He pronouns (✿◠‿◠)

I also like

Beds, Boobs, Bras, Bums, Bunnies, Cats, Converse, Corsets, Corset Piercings, Dogs, Foxes, Freckles, Men, Music, Pretty Pants, Turtles, Wolves, Women

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”